NeS3 Post 78 opens with I-X the Writer being very confused as he reads through the Neverending Story 3, until he realised that he has been reading Posts from almost twelve months earlier, the first few Pages of The Pandemic Chapter. Returning to the Story Realm, Doctor Z, one of the 5G Zombies in Australia, is still searching for a bucket to protect his mind from the 5G Network and becoming a mindless zombie, like the rest. Doctor Z asks Bucket Head what the most obscure object known to man is, but before he could finish that thought Bucket Head's Grandmother comes crawling out of the house, turned into a mindless 5G Zombie, and tries to bite Doctor Z, who protests that Bucket Head control his grandmother or he would use her fingers as toothpicks. I-X the Writer interrupts Doctor Z's speech to criticise his motivation and thinks he should try harnessing the power of Plotholes to control the NeSiverse. This sparks an idea in Doctor Z and he uses the Treasures of the NeSiverse Book, which contains all of the known powerful objects of the NeSiverse in it, to seek out one that could help him conquer the NeSiverse. He finds the Medallion, which was last known to be on Galactitron and seems to be the same medallion that is CopyKAT's dog collar.
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I-X: As I scrolled trying to find the latest post on this never-ending madness! My mind suddenly just went into what have these guys been smokin? I looked on confused still trying to come to some term on how the hell do I follow this? Well, I came to the realisation that.....I was reading stuff from 12 months ago...
Doctor Z: " Where are these bloody buckets! Don't you just hate when you never need lets' say a..."
Doctor Z turns to Bucket head and slaps him across the bucket. It rattles.
Doctor Z:" Tell me, what is the most obscure item known to man?"
Bucket Head stops the Bucket on his head from rattling. From the house Bucket head's Grandma drags her feet across the wooden patio and then tumbles down a few steps. They both turn towards her, their necks cracking as they stare with such emptiness in their eyes. The grandma struggles to stand, beings to drag herself towards Doctor Z.
Doctor Z: "What are you trying to do you old dead bat! Get your filthy dead hands off my leg! Bucket Head. Tell your grandma to get off my bloody legs otherwise, I will use her fingers as a toothpick. So...As I was saying Bucket Head.. Don't you just hate when you don't need a toothpick and you manage to find a gazillion of them laying around? But then when you actually do need a toothpick. THERE ARE NONE THERE!! The universe...Such beauty. I wish I could harness the power of it all."
I-X" Sorry to interrupt during your momentous speech. Hasn't this been done before? Like Thanos[Ext 1]? Maybe try harness the power of a black hole or maybe the Plothole and maybe take over this whole universe and not the actual universe"
Doctor Z" The guy from the heavens has given me such a fantastic idea Bucket Head."
They both stop and storm back into the war camp. Doctor Z demanding Bucket Head to go and get a certain book that holds every treasure known throughout the Universe. He flickers threw the book and suddenly stops. He slams his finger onto the page while breaking his dead zombie finger.
Doctor Z:" Look here Bucket Head. We need to this medallion. No not the 2003 Jackie Chan[Ext 2] movie[Ext 3] of the same name. This is believed to be the key to the universe. According to this, The last known location was on Galactictron. We need to acquire that Medallion!"
Isn't that the Medallion that hangs from CopyKAT's dog collar? : OOOO
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- ↑ Thanos article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Jackie Chan article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ The Medallion article, Wikipedia.