In NeS3 Post 76, two 5G Zombies, Doctor Z and Bucket Head, are discussing the war against the necroids in Australia. Doctor Z, whose doctorate in underwater-basket-weaving, wants to work with the necroids peacefully, to eat the humans. Doctor Z suddenly has to ask why Bucket Head has a bucket on his head at all, and he explains it's to keep out the 5G Network, allowing him some sapience, unlike most of the other 5G Zombies. Doctor Z wonders why he can still think straight, and Bucket Head says it's because if his hair. However, Doctor Z had had a massive afro before, but now, due to being a zombie, the last of his hair falls out and he rushes off to find a bucket.
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The Z-Men[]
Within the Australian 5G-zombie camp, two of the senior zombies were debating the ethics of their war against the necroids.
Bucket Head: “You always were a soft touch, Charles!”
Bucket Head was once a human, but had been bitten by an infected milkman and now craved human flesh. And milk.
He had always been a villain against the heroes of the world, but now he had a very convenient excuse for it.
Doctor Z: “Erik, you must realise that your hatred of the necroids is only weakening our position?”
Doctor Z, which was short for Zavier, was once a doctor. His doctorate was in underwater-basket-weaving, but this still gave him the title of doctor. Plus, he was one of the few zombies that still had a larynx, while the rest were just groaning and moaning.
Doctor Z: “If we work with the necroids in the spirit of friendship, then we all can live peacefully.”
His smile turned to a sulk when he saw the last of his hair fall out. At least he still had his limbs.
Doctor Z: “And we can eat the humans together!”
Bucket Head: “Never! Those necroids will never accept us! We need to vanquish them and then, and only then, can we, the superior undead, eat the humans alone!”
Doctor Z: “But—okay, dude. I have to ask…”
Bucket Head: “What?”
Doctor Z: “Why do you have a bucket on your head?”
Bucket Head: “Aaaaah, Charles. It’s to keep the real villains out.”
He tapped his bucket.
Doctor Z: “The worms?”
Bucket Head: “The 5G network! How do you think I’ve stayed so sapient!?”
Doctor Z: “Oh! But if you’re being protected by that bucket, why am I still able to think straight?”
Bucket Head: “Probably all that hair you had on your head.”
A day ago, the good doctor had been sporting a very large afro.
He threw a hand to his head in panic.
Doctor Z: “But the last of my hair just…”
Bucket Head: “You’d better hurry, old boy.”
Doctor Z rushed out of their war camp, which was just the backyard to Bucket Head’s grandmother’s house, and went in search of a bucket for his own head.
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Britt's Commentary[]
"This is a parody of Magneto[Ext 1] and Charles Xavier[Ext 2] from the X-Men[Ext 3], specifically lines from the movie franchise[Ext 4]." ~ Britt the Writer
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External References[]
- ↑ Magneto (Marvel Comics) article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Professor X article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ X-Men article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ X-Men (film series) article, Wikipedia.