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| + | {{Post Infobox|title1=NeS3 Post 184|previous=[[NeS3 Post 183]]|next=[[NeS3 Post 185]]|thread=[[Neverending Story 3]]|chapter=[[Attack of the Vegetarians]]|page=[[NeS3 Page 10]]|writer=[[Britt the Writer]]|timestamp=12:03 AM - Apr 23, 2022|location(s)=[[The Ditch]]|characters_(major)=*[[NeS Heroes]] |
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| + | **[[Aladdyn L. Quirk]] |
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| + | **[[Arnold]] |
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| + | **[[Honeybee]] (possessed) |
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| + | **[[Iriana Emp]] |
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| + | **[[Losien Simon]] |
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| + | **[[Mackie]] |
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| + | **[[Newb]] |
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| + | *Others |
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| + | **[[Bill Murray]] |
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| + | **[[Captain Ahab the Whale]] |
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| + | **[[Island Natives]] |
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| + | **[[Moby Dick the Man]] |
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| + | **[[Mutant Goats]] |
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| + | **[[Space Force]] |
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| + | *Unmentioned |
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| + | **[[Geppetto the Doll]] |
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| + | **[[Pinocchio the Old Man]] |
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| + | **[[Vampie]] [[Kraken]]|characters_(referenced)=*[[Elon Musk]]|items=*[[Elon Musk's Driller]] |
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| + | *[[Mackie's Machete]] |
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| + | *[[Mackie's Teddy Bear]] |
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| + | *[[Proton Jet Packs]]|items_(referenced)=*[[The Script]]}} |
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| + | In the previous [[Post]], [[NeS3 Post 183]], the [[island natives]] possessed [[Captain Ahab the Whale]], the [[mutant goats]], the [[vampire]] [[kraken]] and even [[Honeybee]]. Now, in [[NeS3 Post 184]], [[Mackie]] believes he can convince the angry [[ghosts]] to settle down, as he is a ghost himself. It is unsuccessful and a ghost, through Captain Ahab the Whale - though mistakenly called [[Moby Dick]] -, bellows out that they are intruders and furiously swims at the [[NeS Heroes]]. The reason for the mixed up name is so that [[Newb]] can laugh at the term 'possessed dick' over and over. The whale crashes onto the beach and Mackie is knocked down, unmoving. This is because he is now possessing [[Elon Musk's Driller]], which he uses to attack Ahab. [[Iriana]] calls for him to not kill Ahab, as she is being possessed, but it is too late and the Ahab is killed by Mackie, with her blood and gore covering them all. Moby Dick the Man is angered that they killed his friend, but she has become a ghost herself and is now possessing the teddy bear that Mackie is usually in. Mackie is angered now, demanding the return of his teddy bear body, but she refuses. A moment later and [[Bill Murray]], [[President of the U.S.A.]], swoops in, along with [[Space Force]], using [[proton jet packs]]. Arnold calls for Mackie to run, but this sparks [[Aladdyn]] to verbally remind Arnold how he said that to him once, thus triggering Mackie's jealousy and he wants to kill Aladdyn again. First he shreds the teddy bear that is possessed by Ahab, then goes after Aladdyn. Iriana doesn't want to be covered in 'blue', she assumes that Aladdyn's internals are all as blue as his exterior, so they need to save him. Before the heroes can do anything, it is Bill Murray that demands the possessed driller to cease. |
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''Mackie’s voice rang out from the driller, moved from his teddy bear to possessed the old driller.'' |
''Mackie’s voice rang out from the driller, moved from his teddy bear to possessed the old driller.'' |
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| + | '''Mackie:''' “Yippee ki-yay, muckerfuckers!”<ref name=":4" group="Ext">[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McClane#Catchphrase Catchphrase] section, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McClane John McClane] article, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikipedia].</ref> |
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'''Newb:''' “Hahaha, the big, throbbing driller is going to crash into the Possessed Dick.” |
'''Newb:''' “Hahaha, the big, throbbing driller is going to crash into the Possessed Dick.” |
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=== Britt's Commentary === |
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| − | "Several lines spoken by [[Characters]] are actually lines from another reference. The "Oh my God, you killed Ahab!", followed by "you bastards", is adapted from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park South Park]<ref name=":0" group="Ext" />, wherein the [[Character]] always killed is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_McCormick Kenny]<ref group="Ext">[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_McCormick Kenny McCormick] article, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikipedia].</ref>. Just prior to the arrival of [[Bill Murray]], Losien is speaking the words to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghostbusters_(song) Ghostbusters song]<ref name=":1" group="Ext" />, by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Parker_Jr. Ray Parker Jr.]<ref group="Ext">[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Parker_Jr. Ray Parker Jr.] article, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikipedia].</ref>. When [[Arnold]] shouts for [[Mackie]] to run, this is a reference to the lines spoken in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forrest_Gump Forrest Gump]<ref name=":2" group="Ext" />. "There can be only one!", a line commonly cited by Mackie, is a reference to the movie [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highlander_(film) Highlander]<ref name=":3" group="Ext" />." ~ [[Britt the Writer]] |
+ | "Several lines spoken by [[Characters]] are actually lines from another reference. The "Oh my God, you killed Ahab!", followed by "you bastards", is adapted from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park South Park]<ref name=":0" group="Ext" />, wherein the [[Character]] always killed is [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_McCormick Kenny]<ref group="Ext">[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenny_McCormick Kenny McCormick] article, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikipedia].</ref>. The line [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McClane#Catchphrase "yipee kay-yay, motherfucker"]<ref name=":4" group="Ext" /> is the catchphrase of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McClane John McClane]<ref group="Ext">[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McClane John McClane] article, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikipedia].</ref> from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Hard_(film_series) Die Hard]<ref group="Ext">[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Hard_(film_series) Die Hard (film series)] article, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikipedia].</ref>. Just prior to the arrival of [[Bill Murray]], Losien is speaking the words to the [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghostbusters_(song) Ghostbusters song]<ref name=":1" group="Ext" />, by [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Parker_Jr. Ray Parker Jr.]<ref group="Ext">[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ray_Parker_Jr. Ray Parker Jr.] article, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page Wikipedia].</ref>. When [[Arnold]] shouts for [[Mackie]] to run, this is a reference to the lines spoken in [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forrest_Gump Forrest Gump]<ref name=":2" group="Ext" />. "There can be only one!", a line commonly cited by Mackie, is a reference to the movie [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Highlander_(film) Highlander]<ref name=":3" group="Ext" />." ~ [[Britt the Writer]] |
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Latest revision as of 19:49, 2 July 2022
In the previous Post, NeS3 Post 183, the island natives possessed Captain Ahab the Whale, the mutant goats, the vampire kraken and even Honeybee. Now, in NeS3 Post 184, Mackie believes he can convince the angry ghosts to settle down, as he is a ghost himself. It is unsuccessful and a ghost, through Captain Ahab the Whale - though mistakenly called Moby Dick -, bellows out that they are intruders and furiously swims at the NeS Heroes. The reason for the mixed up name is so that Newb can laugh at the term 'possessed dick' over and over. The whale crashes onto the beach and Mackie is knocked down, unmoving. This is because he is now possessing Elon Musk's Driller, which he uses to attack Ahab. Iriana calls for him to not kill Ahab, as she is being possessed, but it is too late and the Ahab is killed by Mackie, with her blood and gore covering them all. Moby Dick the Man is angered that they killed his friend, but she has become a ghost herself and is now possessing the teddy bear that Mackie is usually in. Mackie is angered now, demanding the return of his teddy bear body, but she refuses. A moment later and Bill Murray, President of the U.S.A., swoops in, along with Space Force, using proton jet packs. Arnold calls for Mackie to run, but this sparks Aladdyn to verbally remind Arnold how he said that to him once, thus triggering Mackie's jealousy and he wants to kill Aladdyn again. First he shreds the teddy bear that is possessed by Ahab, then goes after Aladdyn. Iriana doesn't want to be covered in 'blue', she assumes that Aladdyn's internals are all as blue as his exterior, so they need to save him. Before the heroes can do anything, it is Bill Murray that demands the possessed driller to cease.
Post
Whale Guts
Mackie: “Lemme handle this, guys! They will recognise me as one of their kindred spirits!”
The teddy bear stepped forwards with all the dramatic flair that a teddy bear can muster.
Mackie: “Now see here… ghosts! You need to… uh… stop… possessing people!”
Mackie turned to the others for moral support. Everyone just wore expressions of ‘we are going to die’. Arnold managed a lacklustre thumbs up.
Mackie: “If you don’t, I’ll be forced to…uh…”
He looked at the machete. Ghosts, so no.
Mackie: “Um…”
Luckily, the ghost-goats were tied to the island and bobbed about in the ocean, so they were already taken care of. The possessed whale, however, suddenly leapt from the water and landed on the beach with a tremendous thud that shook the whole of The Ditch.
Possessed Moby Dick: “Intruders!!”
Newb: “Possessed dick, hahahahaha!”
Losien gave Newb a shove.
Losien: “Child.”
Mackie turned and ran as fast as his little teddy-legs could go… which isn’t very. The whale shimmied violently up the beach, her mouth snarling and biting.
Mackie: “Yipe! Yipe! Yipe!”
Losien: “Possessed Dick is coming this way!”
Newb: “Hahaha!”
Newb’s laughter is cut short as everyone is suddenly forced to scatter as Moby Dick crashes into the spot they had been. Mackie was sent flying through the air and landed in a lifeless heap of fur.
Arnold: “Mackie! Noooooooooooo! He’s dead!!!!!”
Losien: “I think that was established ages ago…”
Arnold: “Oh right, yeah. Mackie? Why won’t you move?”
He started to shake the toy.
Arnold: “Wake up! Wake up! Come on, we need you!”
Losien: “We do?”
Newb: “Yeah, he didn’t exactly deal with that Possessed Dick, did he?”
Iriana: “You know, the whale is Captain Ahab. You got them the wrong way around.”
Newb: “For god’s sake.”
Action music suddenly blares out and they hear the distant sound of something big and heavy crashing across the ground.
Iriana: “Is that something else that will attack us?”
Losien: “Or something that will save us! Look! It’s Elon’s big, throbbing—”
Iriana: “Icky!”
Losien: “Not the word I was going to use.”
Mackie’s voice rang out from the driller, moved from his teddy bear to possessed the old driller.
Mackie: “Yippee ki-yay, muckerfuckers!”[Ext 1]
Newb: “Hahaha, the big, throbbing driller is going to crash into the Possessed Dick.”
Losien cringed.
Losien: “This is so bad…”
The driller streaked by them, its massive boring drill whirring around and around.
Iriana: “Oh no! Wait! Captain Ahab is possessed! Don’t kill—”
Mackie: “Too late!”
Blood, gore, guts, red mist, mushy bits, bone bits and whatever the whale had eaten for lunch – mostly spicy shrimp and the occasional undead baby giant squid – sprays in all directions, turning everything into a scene from the Evil Dead[Ext 2].
Losien: “Does this make me Bruce Campbell[Ext 3]?”
Newb: “No way! I’m Bruce Campbell!”
Arnold: “As if being covered in whale poop wasn’t enough…”
Iriana: “Oh my god! He killed Ahab!”
The Actual Moby Dick the Human Pirate Guy: “You bastard!”[Ext 4]
Aladdyn: “I really need a wash…”
He looked at the ocean and the possessed-big-testicled-goats.
Aladdyn: “I’ll wait.”
Moby Dick the Pirate: “No! Ahab! My love!”
Captain Ahab: “I’m okay!”
They all stared at the splattered carcass of the whale, which was decidedly not ‘okay’.
Captain Ahab: “No, I’m here! I’m a ghost now too!”
They turned to see the teddy bear walk up to them.
Captain Ahab: “It’s weird to have legs! And arms!”
Mackie: “Oi! Get outta my body!”
Captain Ahab: “Mine now! You killed my body!”
The driller turned angrily – not really sure how a vehicle does anything angrily, but there you go.
Mackie: “If I can’t have it, no one can! I’ll destroy you!”
Captain Ahab: “Come at me, bro!”
Losien: “When there’s something strange…”
The others frowned at her.
Losien: “In your neighbourhood…”
Newb: “Who you gonna call?”[Ext 5]
Losien: “The President of the United States!”
Newb: “Doesn’t really fit the melody of the—whoa, crap!”
Suddenly, the American President, Bill Murray, and Space Force drop from the sky, wearing proton jet packs and start bustin’ ghosts!
Arnold: “Run, Mackie, run!!!”[Ext 6]
Aladdyn: “I remember when you said that to me!”
There was a twinkle of hatred in the headlamp of the driller.
Mackie: “I’m the best friend! There can be only one!”[Ext 7]
Aladdyn: “Yikes!”
Mackie drove straight at Aladdyn, tearing up the sand on the beach. The heroes were not covered in shit, blood, guts and it was all stuck to them with sand.
Losien: “What even is my life?”
Aladdyn ran away, straight past Captain Ahab in the teddy body.
Mackie: “Two birds, one drill!!”
Newb: “Hahahaha! It’s funny because birds means women in—come on, don’t look at me like that, it’s funny!”
The teddy bear was shredded and blasted apart by the driller.
Losien: “Let me guess, we’re now also covered in bear fluff?”
Newb: “It’s like you have a copy of the script!”
Iriana: “I don’t want to be covered in blue, so can we save Aladdyn?”
Newb: “Blue?”
Iriana: “I just sort of assume he’s blue inside too.”
Aladdyn: “I’m blue, da ba dee[Ext 8]!”
Mackie: “DA BA DIE!!!!”
Aladdyn: “Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!”
Bill Murray: “Stop right there, ghost-drill! Seriously, you guys will possess anything these days.”
Mackie: “Uh-oh.”
Notes
Britt's Commentary
"Several lines spoken by Characters are actually lines from another reference. The "Oh my God, you killed Ahab!", followed by "you bastards", is adapted from South Park[Ext 4], wherein the Character always killed is Kenny[Ext 9]. The line "yipee kay-yay, motherfucker"[Ext 1] is the catchphrase of John McClane[Ext 10] from Die Hard[Ext 11]. Just prior to the arrival of Bill Murray, Losien is speaking the words to the Ghostbusters song[Ext 5], by Ray Parker Jr.[Ext 12]. When Arnold shouts for Mackie to run, this is a reference to the lines spoken in Forrest Gump[Ext 6]. "There can be only one!", a line commonly cited by Mackie, is a reference to the movie Highlander[Ext 7]." ~ Britt the Writer
References
External References
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 Catchphrase section, John McClane article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Evil Dead article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Bruce Campbell article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 South Park article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 Ghostbusters (song) article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ 6.0 6.1 Forrest Gump article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ 7.0 7.1 Highlander (film) article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Blue (Da Ba Dee) article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Kenny McCormick article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ John McClane article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Die Hard (film series) article, Wikipedia.
- ↑ Ray Parker Jr. article, Wikipedia.