Summary for NeS1 Post 1085 will go here.
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(NSP: Alright, an ACTUAL story post this time by me. And perhaps work with some odd confliction dealing with the perfect level...)
At the gates of the Perfect Level...
TLTE: Anyday now...
*Enchilada man walks by, looks upon him, and laughs at his misery. He then walks away.*
TLTE: Dangit.
Morris: Foo, whatcha doin' getting yourself in such a position?
TLTE: Hey, it's you again! Help me off from here, cat. Er, please?
Morris: How about I use you as a scratching post?
TLTE: Hey, that's not cool, comrade.
Morris: Yeah, well it wasn't cool getting invited to the taco party you all had either.
TLTE: :(
Morris: Oh alright, just don't give me that face...*grumble* Underused character, saving someone once again...
TLTE: I'll have to have a word with those guys later...
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Meanwhile...
Geb: EGAD! A cheap Canyon Oasis level! We must pass through quickly!
Gettle: Darn it all, we can never stop to have a little fun!
Otter: Yeah, pit stops are our friend...
Cooked Haggis: Such poor craftsmanship and originality. A typical sign of multiplayer levels...
JorBo: Hey look! There's some demon guy over there wielding a rather unfriendly looking weapon.
J-bob: Is it the Canadian-ruling demon kind, or the cave-dwelling demon kind?
MZZT: I'd have to say the latter, seeing how he doesn't have that friendly look about him.
J-Bob: Yeah--hey, were have you been lately?
MZZT: Er, traveling by plot-hole to deliver hard blows to Gates?
Geb: Hey now, MZZT! I don't want to hear about what you do in private!
MZZT: But that's not what I--
Geb: Crap on a stick! The cave demon saw us! Duck!
JorBo: Duck? Where?
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On another parallel sub-plot to mostly confuse everyone...
PM: So what did I miss?
Maybe: Just a bunch of boring traveling by undisclosed transportation methods--hey, where've you been?
PM: Making Gates fall and pay for what he did to all of us.
Losien: All of us? He told me that I was special to him though!
McLongname: Losien!
Losien: What? How else did you think I was going to make five grand?
Masetto: SO...who's up for a song?
A dead silence hangs in the air.
Masetto: Er...yeah. I'll just read my book then.
Masetto continues reading his book, also undisclosed due to sudden interests in anonymity.
Lt. Randy: Man, I sure hope we don't run into any problems when we reach Darkside's stronghold, like cheap "super-bad guys from all of history" or "specially designed forces aimed at eliminating heroes".
Semievil: Oh please! We're hereos! We won't run into anything like that!
Krig: Krig getting flashbacks of other stories Krig been in...
What will The Last True Hero say to the hereos that forgot about him and left off for Switzerland without him? Will Morris play any part of this in the future? Who is this Cave_Demon, and what does he want? Will the two groups of heroes meet up with each other before reaching Darkside's stronghold? Is this part merely a guideline for the other writers to think about when writing THEIR posts? Find out, after I beat the crap out of this "booming voice" guy...
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~Geb
[This message has been edited by Gebohq (edited December 15, 2001).]
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