Fred teh Uber Blade is the perverted sentient sword that Losien Simon wields in battle. It was once owned by the swordsman Soriel before an injury forced him to give up the sword to the NeS Heroes team leader, Losien. As Soriel later died Losien became the de facto owner of the crude-worded blade. Only the wielder of Fred can hear him, along with the sentient Carlotta the Cape that Losien also wears. Fred, being sentient, actually has some mild control over his movements, making any wielder much better in accuracy than they normally would be.